No! Not again!

It's that time of year here in Portland when the spiders seize control of the city. When the weather finally breaks and the rain fades away, millions of spiders weave webs across Portland. Getting in the way of everyday life. When I take the trash out I find myself screaming and spinning around in circles from becoming ensnared in multiple webs. On my face! In my hair! EWWWWW. They're fucking everywhere and I hate it, but what can I do!? Am I supposed to be some kind of exterminator for the greater good of my fair city? No, because although an annoyance and really icky the spiders have a purpose, and that purpose is a mystery. We will never know until we meet Jesus.