No! Not again!

It's that time of year here in Portland when the spiders seize control of the city. When the weather finally breaks and the rain fades away, millions of spiders weave webs across Portland. Getting in the way of everyday life. When I take the trash out I find myself screaming and spinning around in circles from becoming ensnared in multiple webs. On my face! In my hair! EWWWWW. They're fucking everywhere and I hate it, but what can I do!? Am I supposed to be some kind of exterminator for the greater good of my fair city? No, because although an annoyance and really icky the spiders have a purpose, and that purpose is a mystery. We will never know until we meet Jesus.

I am the great destroyer

So I haven't seen a lot of bugs lately, but I sure have been killing unseen ones. My girlfriend Annie's roommate is terrified of spiders. Apparently there is a"really huge nasty little bitch" that lives under the faucet of the bath tub. I saw some webs and shit up under there so I got some bleach and put it into a spray bottle and sprayed the shit out of that little area. The spider never crawled out but I'm sure I killed him. Little nasty bastard.

Earthwork Jim!

Earthworm is the common name for the largest members of Oligochaet. They love to eat dirt. They eat that stuff all the live long day. They usually hang out at night because the sun will melt them. Birds like to eat them because they taste like spaghetti!

Push Mowers+Weed Wackers=Rollie Pollie

Apparently Rollie Pollies are called "Woodlouses" for some unknown reason. They are crustaceans, which means they live off of the crust from sammich's  that you don't want and throw on the ground.  I was mowing the lawn today and I saw one. I've always likes these little guys, especially the sound they make when you crush them!